But my right hand is just covered in dead bird grime, feathers, etc.
And the smell.
Oh the smell.
We get home. And that's when I realize that my keys are in my right front pocket.
In order to not pollute my pants, I'm trying to reach into my right pocket using my left hand.
It takes a bit, but I finally get my keys out.
I immediately go to the sink to start washing and disinfecting my hands.
As I'm scrubbing furiously, I look at Suki and say, "That's disgusting."
She licks her chops.
Of course she does.